150 grievances, inconvenient loves, mishaps, misunderstandings and true hates

  1. I am beautiful.
  2. I think i’m ugly.
  3. I am revengeful.
  4. I am taken for granted.
  5. I push people around.
  6. I enjoy power.
  7. I want to sing.
  8. I don’t mind being submissive.
  9. I love what i do with my loved ones and friends.
  10. I buy too much fashion magazines.
  11. I don’t know how to dress myself.
  12. I am more like my mum.
  13. I have a lot of hate.
  14. I am capable of giving so much love.
  15. I forgive more than i should.
  16. I was so scared - i screamed in Scary Movie 4.
  17. I remember everything.
  18. I eat too much.
  19. I know things you thought i never knew.
  20. I don’t eat chicken that looks a certain colour.
  21. I say ‘I love you’ too much, to the people who definitely already know.
  22. I don’t say ‘I love you’ as much to the people who need to know.
  23. I drive illegally.
  24. I slept over my best friends house - just recently.
  25. I know you aren’t my friend.
  26. I love yellow gold.
  27. I enjoy working on my f*cken hot ass.
  28. I have bigger boobs than many of you.
  29. I wouldn’t mind slapping you.
  30. I am a workaholic.
  31. I want to dance.
  32. I enjoy buying lingerie.
  33. I love expressing myself.
  34. I hate spiders.
  35. I scream at spiders.
  36. I love little boys.
  37. I am reckless.
  38. I won a pageant. So did my mother.
  39. I have an infatuation with puppy dogs.
  40. I am proud of my dance students.
  41. I am capable of hurting someone in more ways than one.
  42. I cannot stop eating chocolate.
  43. I love my being underneath the sheets.
  44. I am maarte.
  45. I am not creative.
  46. I love shoes (Mollini, Nine West, Dummond, Exported shoes)
  47. I don’t go to the gym if its wet weather.
  48. I am a snoop.
  49. I am a screamer.
  50. I laugh too much and too loud.
  51. I make sure that i am in control of most situations.
  52. I don’t take no for an answer.
  53. I will not NOT take the chocolate away from you.
  54. I spend yuor money.
  55. I will take advantage of every moment i have with anyone - not always sexually! haha
  56. I don’t belong behind a desk.
  57. I would love to travel.
  58. I am deserving.
  59. I believe my life lies somewhere else - not here.
  60. I could be somewhere else.
  61. I like being hurt.
  62. I love sneazing loud.
  63. I know i’m stronger.
  64. I have been sexually harassed.
  65. I am not pregnant.
  66. I know i have potential.
  67. I can make your life a living hell.
  68. I know you’re jealous of me.
  69. I love Jessica.
  70. I miss my old work.
  71. I am jealous of you - even if i think you’re fucken ugly.
  72. I have friends are getting married.
  73. I dress for the occasion. Hussy  to Nanna.
  74. I am Veruca Salt.
  75. I never wear enough clothes.
  76. I remember all the dirty guys i used to hang out with when i was in high school.
  77. I hate cheap jewellery - it’s piss.
  78. I would buy a $2000+ tea set from Royal Doulton and put it in a cabinet for noone to touch, because its beautiful.
  79. I spoil my loved ones.
  80. I give people dirties if i don’t like the way they look.
  81. I hate stinky people.
  82. I love to dance.
  83. I do my own waxing.
  84. I love my family.
  85. I don’t have a long tongue.
  86. I fall in love.
  87. I think you’re undeserving of alot of things.
  88. I want to write a book.
  89. I thank God i learnt from my mistakes.
  90. I should’ve slapped you but i didn’t.
  91. I think i am lazy.
  92. I have suffered from self mutilation.
  93. I don’t do that ‘Emo’ sh*t anymore.
  94. I look up to my mum. She’s the epitomy of elegance and grace.
  95. I am better than that.
  96. I try, but i will never be.
  97. I want to get what i want whever i want it.
  98. I like pricey cosmetics.
  99. I still giggle to myself when i think of my first boyfriend.
  100. I am a mother.
  101. I am in love.
  102. I belong on a stage.
  103. I don’t understand how some people can be so stupid.
  104. I would like to get married some day.
  105. I want Raljk to be the one that asks me to be his wife forever.
  106. I just cracked my lip.
  107. I have only been asked out once.
  108. I would rather just pole dance for a living sometimes.
  109. I have cleaned up after my dog.
  110. I die from the thought of blood or blood tests.
  111. I survived a pap smear.
  112. I try not too be lazy.
  113. I want to be a better person.
  114. I have a strict routine for when i get out of the shower.
  115. I lose the back of earrings all the time.
  116. I like the rain, but not when i need to be outside.
  117. I would like to speak to the girls who throw themselves and email my boyfriend.
  118. I look good in nothing.
  119. I have a problem with guys and dirty, long finger nails.
  120. I am about to explode.
  121. I dance around my room with or without much clothing.
  122. I can’t stand weak people.
  123. I sound like a witch.
  124. I like strangers more like i like you.
  125. I have not yet been satisfied in any way with my students.
  126. I have extremely high standards.
  127. I believe that Kristen Kreuk looks like a cockroach.
  128. I love Raljk.
  129. I think that Jessica Alba looks like she has down-syndrome.
  130. I am not a bitch.
  131. I am honest.
  132. I am shy towards Raljk but confident with other people.
  133. I look good.
  134. I have lower self esteem than you think.
  135. I played housey with my man for more than a month.
  136. I know that teenagers are becoming more dirtier (sexually) than women in their 20’s or 30’s.
  137. I earn my money.
  138. I love to give, even though some beg to differ.
  139. I want to tell sluts to be afraid.
  140. I can talk all throughout the movie and make your time a living hell.
  141. I have funny looking legs.
  142. I love to kiss.
  143. I can’t skateboard.
  144. I can change incredibly quickly.
  145. I am extremely opinionated.
  146. I have judged you.
  147. I tease you often.
  148. I know you copy me.
  149. I know more than you think.
  150. I am not kidding.

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