your daily dose of marlene…

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?
I better find out who the father is before I announce it. HAHAHA. Jk, better tell Raljk to start putting money in his $0 balance ING direct savings account.
Or I’ll gather my girlfriends have night of freaking out and a night of having fun.

2. Do you trust your friends?
Friends? No… that’s stupid. You tell your best friends only. The ones that can keep secrets.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?
Yeah, maybe. It depends where it is. If it was America, that would be fine coz I would know the language they speak and there’s great shopping malls. Whereas if it was a desert in Africa and everyone knew the language but me or i had no suitable job, I’d be the most demanding and most bitchiest person. What am i supposed to do for a living? Lie on the desert and get blacker? Um, i don’t think sooo…

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yeah. Sure do.

5. Name one thing you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
Dishonesty. You f*ck up?.. seeyoubye. I’ll get my stuff else where. Raljk knows that so i don’t need to tell him twice.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best room mate for you?
Jessica, my best friend. Either her or the person with these qualifications:
* Someone who is financially stable enough to pay for her own sh*t
* Must be hygienic
* Must have good, expensive, hot shoes. If not, a lecture will be coming your way
* Beauty products are a must
* Must love food as much as i do
* Wants to exercise as much as i do
* Doesn’t give a crap if i wanna have sook, whinge, punch.. etc.
* Will be happy to occupy herself if I’m having some fun in the other room
* Someone with the ability to get over herself quickly
* Ready for a night out and fun
* No judging.. if you must.. keep it on the low - unless you want me whinging your way! haha
* Ready and willing to stop dancing with a boy to get me some water if I’ve had too many sccccchhhhmirnoffs.
* Loves Billy Ocean..
* Fast internet connection is a must

7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status?
Yeah. I’ll slap some sense into them.

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Hmm.. I’m in love already. But if i were to end my relationship of nearly 5 years, and start again, I’d be so scared. They can f*ck you over big time, if you’re not careful. And if i fall in love with someone, that usually means we have to ‘do it’.. haha, I’m scared they might think i look funny - NEKID!

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
for shizzle mah nizzle

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl?
AS IF! Boys are just boys. They come and go like seasons.
No, i would not neglect my friends for some d*ck. I don’t get that much time to myself but when I can make time, i always try to meet up, email, phone or whatever with my friends.
My friends are a priority too and the same goes to my lover.

11. Name one person from your friends list that you could call to fix a flat tyre:
Kuya!

12. From your friends list, who can you call in the middle of the night?
Anyone really. That doesn’t mean that they will pick up the phone. Everyone of my friends has a mobile phone. This includes: Raljk, Ate, Kuya, Jessica, Lols, Feisty, Kaye-Anne, Patrick..

13. What qualities do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Their ability to dance and spin like a mofo..
They must be able to dance.. dance WELL.. REALLY WELL.. I’ve got very high standards..
If they’re a flop with dancing! haha.. they at least to be really special and good at something. Whether it be playing guitar, being a geek/point dexter/nerd, knowing how to sing.. come to think about it. I don’t really mind that much. I would prefer him to dance though.. hmmm… *marlene fantasises about boy’s doing double turns, triple turns…*

14. Fill in the blank. I will NEVER forget my worth

15. What are your goals in life?
Within this year: Get more fitter.. toned.. hotter body… centre fold.. have a magazine to prove it…superstar in Philippines (at least)… be the best person i can be… perhaps another pageant/contest?
In about 10 years: Have enough money for a down payment for a house.. or have my house already… have at least 2 children… earning sh*tloads of money… travel to America and Europe… look hot for my husband…
Thats as far as I’m thinking.. I’ll re-evaluate in 10 years.

16. What can you tell about a person by kissing them?
Whether they’re good or not.. mm.. i like kissing..

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding to be?
Hazelnut chocolate only an arm length away, only my family and friends there - no unwanted people thanks, Billy Ocean/PCD/fergilicious and uber cool songs playing, Lols and Roger to dedicate ‘So Sick’ to me and my husband. haha

18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
F*ck I’m good..

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period
of time, name some people you would want to see around your bed?
My 4 piece family, Raljk, my closest friends (they know who they are), and my puppy dogs

20. How many kids do you want to have?
2 boys and 2 girls.. at least

21. Would you make a good parent?
Let me rephrase that… i will make a demanding yet full of love parent.

22. Where was your default pic taken?
OMG. Ages ago. MQ06 days.. I use myspace.com now.

23. What is your middle name?
* middle name sold separately.

24. What is your current relationship status?
In a relationship… with a boy.. haha

25. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don’t have a crush. I have a boyfriend, if that helps?

26. what is your current mood?
Hot and bothered.

27. What do you love most?
Dancing like a SERIOUS dork to Billy Ocean, before i go to work

29. Are you musical?
Is that a trick question.. ?

Your Top 8

1. Jessica
2. Lollies
3. Sarah
4. Ate
5. Kuya
6. Mum
7. Dad
8. Raljk

Questions

Is #1 attractive?
Nahhhh… haha.. Ofcourse she is. Outside and in the inside too. She knows more than 10 words in the dictionary. She beat me by 5!

Have you met his/her parents?
They are my parents.. I’m just the black spawn! haha

Are you or have you ever been romantically involved with this person?
Well you be the judge, she’s probably seen me naked, she’s seen me shower, she’s been in the room when I’ve showered, she takes care of me when I’m drunk (i can’t remember the night so she might have raped me), we’ve slept in the same bed, we’ve drank from the same cup, licked the same spoon, spoken for ages - face to face and on phone, we’re shared pretty much all our deepest secrets, we dine together.. so.. yes, yes i have been romantically involved with this person! haha

Have you ever hugged #2?
Nope….. but i squeezed her boob.

Friends with benefits?
With Lols? Hahahaha… Not with her.. if i were single.. i might.. HMM.. actually no.. ‘See, I’d think a girl is hot.. but I’d never eat her taco.. EVER!’

Have you even met this person?
High school friend and lover

Do you actually like #3?
No. Ofcourse not. She has the same views as me in regards to good shoes, jeans, bags and makeup. How could we NOT get along?

Do you go to school with him/her?
It’s seriously been since Kindergarten

Have you been to his/her house?
Sure have..

How old is #4?
I believe she’s turning 29?

Do you guys have inside jokes?
Not really.. we just like teasing my mum hehe. nothing brutal of course

Is this person athletic?
Kinda. She can jog longer than she can withstand a Jillian Michael’s exercise dvd.

Where does #5 live?
Sydney

How’d you meet this person?
He’s my brother..

Are you glad you met this person?
I don’t think i had a choice.. But if you must, yes i was glad.

What’s #6’s middle name?
Medrano

Does he/she have siblings?
Aunty Gloria, Aunty Zeny, Aunty Purita, Uncle Romy, Uncle Rudy and Uncle Bong

When are you going to see this person next?
She’s down stairs.. we live together.. haha

Use one word to describe #7.
Lovable

Does he/she have a pet?
We own the pet.. Rica and Ricki

Have you ever been out of town with this person?
Nope.. and i hope he never sees me. I wouldn’t want to disappoint him in his eyes.

Why is #8 last?
I saved the best for last..

Do they live near you?
Nope.. about 25 minutes away..

Is he/she attractive?
Abso-fucking-lutely!